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Eric Wright
I, Eric Wright, will to Tim Ball, Mark Sarmiento, and Chris Sells the ability to keep their hands to themselves.
I, Eric Wright, will to next year’s golf team my great golfing ability so they can go to regionals.
Remember When Eric Wright could start his truck without it grinding? I don't.
Remember When Eric Wright shot under 90 without cheating? I don't.
Remember When Alisa Dismuke and Eric Wright's phones were tied up for hours? Bill does.
Remember When Tull Florey performed the wedding on Bus 22 of Eric Wright-Jill Wade and George O'Neal-Mandy Tolbert? We regretfully have to tell all of our guests that both marriages have failed.
Remember When Michael, Eric, and Rance thought Erica was a real vampire?
Remember When Eric W. and Rance H. were absolutely-positively-sure that M.P.H.S. was "crawling with vampires?" We vampires do! (Suckers)
Remember When Rance Hockaday, Tull Florey, and Eric Wright got kidnapped and Tull had a little extra fun?
Twenty years from now Eric Wright will still be breaking desks.
Twenty years from now Eric Wright's kids will be calling him "Bone."
Twenty years from now Eric W. and Rance H. will still be expecting to see Erica Mc. in the form of a bat of course, flying outside their windows.
Twenty years from now Eric Wright and Rance Hockaday will still be paranoid around people who are pale, wear black, and act like vampires.
Twenty years from now Eric and Rance will still be seeing bats fluttering around outside their windows.
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